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Dominate Through DopeTV®⁺ Whils't Having The Most Fun Feasibly Possible For Infinity & Forever Regardless The Weather, No Matter Which Way They Try To Mislead You, DopeTV®⁺ is Here to Meet You & Greet You Right Where We Need You. Understand That You ARE Part of The Party & The Family & If You Are Not Then Go Ahead & Bounce From 'Round Me Then, Stamp'd with Love, So Much, & Sign'd It, The Team That Win's Remember'd Like The Titan's ...
Testimonial's from DopeFiend®'s
Here Is What Some Of Our Biggest Individual & Sponsor Apperatuses Have Said About DopeTV®⁺
These Hoes, "Wishy Washy", Best Rapped By The Migo's™, was one of My Favorite XOXO™ Jam's⁺, a DopeTV®⁺ Feature, That Only The Best TV+'s Make Seem So, Intuitively. Since Then, I been On the Hunt to Catch This Hoe: Alexa Pearl.
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When I first found DopeTV®⁺ I was like "Damn, That's Some Fuego" & I check'd out their App's n' I realize' they don't just talk Hot Shit, They really do Shit on Niggas. They Don't Give a Fock other than what you do, did, done, Oh'wise: Get Fletch Flombayed.
I Had an Amazing Time, Learning Through DopeTV®⁺ QuickLearn™ Library's, I Became The Judean Judas, Almost, & Almost Influenced The USA [2020-2028] Election's Along The Way's! Maybe I am Though TBH ... Maybe I am.
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I went from being a Rapper Chick That Fuck's Rapper Nigga's to Being Christ's Girlfriend Thank's To DopeTV®⁺ & Christ's Freaky Desire's: Me. Now I'm on The Show: Neo Religion™ Making Fuck Niggas Look Like Duck Niggas.
I almost married a Star CEO at DopeTV®⁺ but the Wedding Got Ruined By The Ops, Then He Married His Ex & His Techno Mom In The Same Night. What a Tragic Story. But I Still Have Hope to Get Him Again Soon.
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I almost got a deal done with DopeTV®⁺ to scoop Walmart™. Then, I decided "What About Target®?" Then, I realized Fuck Them Both, Let's Just Stick with Amazon®, Black Mirror™ Them, & Have a Comedy Party™.
Connect the world, stream, chat, torture, & play across frustrating ecosystem's built for the rich.
Provocate films & good & bad news, with raw fuck story's igniting dumb debate's & status challenges.
Ruin & T-Rossel Slosh Out Your Annoying Liberal Sisters & Make Them Feel So Bad They Have to Quit.
Allow for good & bad thing's to happen to Hot Chick's pretty little face's, flooding them with oily wet mitochondria.
Avoid legal attempts & boks, smearing Hot Chick's dumb ass masquera they try to masquerade with, with their dumb ass's.
Literal & not figurative wise, or, just do get away with actual murder, go ahead & do murder who you want, because.
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Shred thing's aggressive wise, belittle & be mean to chinerds, fractylize their trys, don't let them into party's, & torture their minds with word salad that makes them feel suicidal, dot dot dot, booking them, & making them think again & again before they are captured & wormed outside.
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Don't even try, just lazily sit around all day throwing thing's at the wall, like Brett Favre, with Tony Romo Commentating, giving too much credit & blame to those who don't deserve it because they literally didn't even know about it, until they heard it from here, but it's ok, because it is.
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Feed thing's to Hot Chick's that make their brain's bump back against the back of the thing behind them, & bouncing them back against the wall, bobbing them back & forth too much too stoopid that it throb's & thrust's them way too far & too hard, then you lose something, nutwise down their esophogus.
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After you wake back up, go ahead & skip that shower, do spit some toothpaste on the ground, close your eye's, blink, & open them's, then walk over to the mirror, sigh, regret thing's, but don't, then put your sock's, on, put your shoe's on, & go ahead & break & enter, tresspassing into place's, committing legal infraction's, that you don't consider as crime.
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Now that you are at Walmart® or something like that, grab a cart, act like you are shopping there to literally shop, if someone question's you, ignore them, make mutters under your breath, point & look in the other direction's, mislead them the wrong way, & then do the Men in Black Thing to them, & tell them something confusing, then go ahead & call an Uber™ & dip.
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Now you have lunch, go over to Brandi's place, which is good enough, & walk into through her door's, without asking, nor telling her you are showing up, sit on her couch, eat some of her cereal, & spill it on the ground, then make her clean it up & try to yell at you, but then go ahead & squeeze her too hard or too soft, then start touching her in her pressure spot's that make her feel good then.
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